Financial domination of a whipped piggy!

Woo hoo! Guess what arrived at my doorstep this afternoon. Thank you for the high def. plasma TV, michael! I think I'll have you come over and install it for Me wearing something skimpy. (tee hee) Then I can have you paint My toenails and use you as My footstool while I watch a few shows. (Giggling) I'll let you put on some clothes before carrying My old set over to a girlfriends house. Can you believe she's watching a 13 inch TV... And she's a hottie too. I keep trying to rub off on her, but she insists on doing everything the hard way. Oh well...